zīnti... whispered by the winds, sung by the stars, spoken from above; a spark of creativity that lights up the sky. From the depths of obscurity (a couch in their Yale dorm) two intrepid adventurers, Max and Lorenss, emerged with a mission: to help humanity win the everyday struggle for focus and mental clarity.

Undeterred by the obstacles in their path, they set out on a journey. They delved deep into the mysteries of the universe, and explored realms beyond our understanding. They sought answers from the untamed wilds, they sought solutions in the void, they sought solutions from the most brilliant wizards known to mankind. And, alit with alchemical flame, they found their solution: a simple, yet potent mix of ingredients.

At last, in a large black cauldron, they combined their ingredients. When their mix produced a puff of golden smoke, they knew their work was complete. They had produced a drink that bends the rules of reality, that transcends the limitations of time, and that shatters the boundaries of the known universe.*

*Following a conversation with a well established alchemical claims expert, we must admit that claims of bending the rules of reality, transcending the limitations of time, and shattering the boundaries of the known universe are not, in fact, supported by peer-alchemist-reviewed scrolls.

What they had made is zīn! A drink beyond description.

But try to describe it I shall: a drink that ignites the imagination, a drink that brings people together. Max and Lorenss infused zīn! with their own unique personalities to create a drink that not only improves focus and clarity of thought, but also reduces mental attrition and increases energy levels. (Fortunately, they did not infuse zīn! with either their love for sarcasm, or their penchant to spiral into long, fantasy-inspired, pseudo-satirical retellings of their story)

Now, Max and Lorenss are ready to reveal zīn! to the world. So, if you're feeling trapped, if you're feeling lost, take a sip of zīn! and let your mind soar. The future is yours, and your future is zīn!

We're always looking for feedback, so feel free to reach out to us with any questions or comments! Also, per our alchemist consultants, zīn! is not intended to treat, cure, diagnose, or prevent any illness or disease.